klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

(Source: awwww-cute)

282,382 notes

venula:

thing i would like to do:

  • kiss your face
  • kiss not your face
  • see you smile always
  • idk buy you things
  • make you mac and cheese
  • learn all your favourite songs
  • tell you that u r a cutie
  • have a sleepover without sleep u feel me
  • etc

306,320 notes

jeremy-ruiner:

You deserve it for using bing.

(Source: peterprker)

324,057 notes

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

208,608 notes

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

216,708 notes

zlayaevreika:

pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

do not think about joe biden getting ready for bed, wearing a tiny white pair of undies and mid-calf socks while drying off his freshly washed face with a plush egyptian cotton towel

118,870 notes

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

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